#so stupid LMFAO
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Lip bite Hua Cheng… you’re welcome
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Respect to all the pumpkin carvers out there. It's a tough job!
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This is canon in my heart (based on this meme on twitter)
#my art#artwork#digital art#artists on tumblr#shitpost#art#sketch#legend of zelda#zelda#link#ravioli#ravio#albw#a link between worlds#link x ravio#this is so stupid looking lmfao#i love them
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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yes, I've watched the video. now this man is my new hyperfixation. expect more art of him soon I suppose.
#maskerat art#turbo#turbo wir#wir turbo#turbo tastic#turbotastic#turbotime#wreck it ralph turbo#turbo wreck it ralph#may i just say the video was such perfect enrichment for my stupid autistic brain#i swear i analyse every content i watch/consume but sadly am restricted most of the time#so watching a 2 hour vid about some disney villain having all the little details#made me rlly happy and content 👍#digital art#illustration#but NOW im horribly hyperfixed on this idiotic man#i dont know what i see in him lmfao
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you cannot tell me if lenny had survived to chapter 6 arthur wouldve even let him stay to the end. because i see it more like…
“YOU ARE-” thrashing aggressively as lenny is dragged through a train station “GOING AS MANY MILES AWAY-” porter scowls as arthur throws money at him and lenny scuffs the floor by digging his heels down “AS I CAN AFFORD TO SEND YOU-” arthur screams as lenny bites him “AND GOING STRAIGHT!” lenny is shoved and kicked through train door while he screeches “I AM SO PROUD OF YOU I DONT WANT TO EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!” arthur waves the train away while lenny is stopped from throwing himself out of the window by other passengers.
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption two#red dead fandom#this is so stupid lmfao#arthur morgan#lenny summers
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You know what that means
Merry june
#batim#batdr#batim kin#bendy and the dark revival#bendy and the ink machine#bendy#the ink demon#ink bendy#sammy batim#sammy lawrence#It is pride month Walter.#pride month#This is so stupid LMFAO
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bruce would be the kind of dad to make fun of his kids for watching something, then stand there and watch it with like a stupid handful of cashews
and suddenly he’s telling dick his favorite characters, he’s having duke quiz him on names, & stephanie had to pull up the character quizzes again because bruce was adamant that he knew which of his kids are what character
they all come back to the manor after a week in blud and find him wrapped up in a blanket watching the new episode without them
#based off mah dad#he will go ‘this is so stupid’ and then immediately go with ‘you’ve seen this one before’#i love him#and he’s really into smosh now LMFAO#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#bruce wayne is a fangirl#dc#batfamily#duke thomas#dick grayson#stephanie brown#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#cassandra cain#fun head canon#dc headcanon#head canon
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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU
i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo
(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)
ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3
#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep#no braincell rn#goodbye it is wine time#hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you#just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc#god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW#art2 and craft2#dnp#phanart#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#phil lester#phinktober#punk edits irl come back to me please#i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin#idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO#actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc#OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME#good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that#now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life
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i will simply perish
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turnabour earth c but its hal endlessly fucking with dirk by wearing the most ridiculous outfits he can manage to find
#at first dirk finds it hilarious in a ironic sense but then he realises ppl outside his friend group think its HIM whos wearing them#hals just delighted by that fact#homestuck#dirk strider#lil hal#hal strider#turnabout au#homestuck turnabout#i saw that goddamn shirt on pinterest once and was like “hal would wear that” and it stuck with me so i had to draw it lmfao#and ofc i forgot dirks stupid ass tattoo#also hals def wearing sandals+knee socks+shorts combo in this one i was just too tired to draw it
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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol
#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude#like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao#him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly#like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh#like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman#man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows#his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway#like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why#like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol#the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls#im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development#like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about#like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but
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can't take topper's stupid ass anywhere
#chuckling thinking about barry replying to kelce's original tweet completely unprovoked#also chuckling at kelce tweeting something so fucking dumbbbbbb#and really LMFAOing abt toppers zero replies zero retweets and 5 like he is a LEWSERRRRRRRR#barry vs rafe's stupid ass friends is so fucking funny to me y'all im crying#obx posting#kelce outer banks#kelce obx#barry outer banks#barry obx#topper thornton#outer banks#obx#mine#obx tweeting
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#my art#danny phantom#this was based on a nicklodeon post on twt LMFAO#if the post is not real i'm sorry#it was just a freaking danny pic with the caption "felt cute#so stupid i'm going to bed sjdksdb
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hi the official marvel tiktok is doing an asmr 'live stream' for agatha all along rn aubrey plaza is stabbing things and playing with matches patti lupone is shuffling tarot cards and sighing in disappointment and kathryn hahn is just kinda whimpering into the mic. I'm losing my mind over here.
#agatha all along#marvel#mcu#aubrey plaza#kathryn hahn#patti lupone#molly mumbles#lmfao#to be clear its def not live its on a loop#but its so stupid I love it lmfao
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Okay but also Trent threatening Essek is so fucking funny in hindsight considering Trent's been in prison for seven years. Does he even actually know that Caleb is with Essek or is he making an informed guess based on Caleb having a type and the few protective interactions that he witnessed? Does he not realize Essek's been out of the Dynasty for ages? Does the Dynasty still not have hard evidence against Essek? Does Trent really believe that they'd listen to the word of an escaped convict from an enemy nation who was imprisoned ostensibly for turning teenagers into assassins that were probably used to target the Bright Queen herself?
#critical role#cr spoilers#essek thelyss#shadowgast#like this is so funny lmfao. bruh are you stupid#idgaf how mad leylas is. Trent could stroll in and confirm their suspicions and quana would be like 'he's telling you what you want to hear#like the dusk captain is going to behead him on the spot if the watch doesn't first. he's not getting to the throne room.
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